People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums, and we’re not even 18 yet.
normally I don’t post the lame “90s Kid Pride” shit but I love this one
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normally I don’t post the lame “90s Kid Pride” shit but I love this one
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Reblog9 months ago with 182,154 notesIf anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

Reblog9 months ago with 4,678 notesjust because you are legally allowed to say whatever you want doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of shit


Reblog10 months ago with 67 notesWhen I own my own house I’m going to install a speaker system throughout the entire place. That way when I play music it blasts in every room and I can literally strut my sexy ass from room to room. I suppose an iPod could serve a similar purpose…

Reblog10 months ago with 109,540 notesPrank idea: Don a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

HOW TO READ A BOOK
this is how I’m sitting now:
I’m an excellent drawer
This is so true
Exercise is for non book readers
literally me.
gpoy

literally me

“Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.”
Susanna Kaysen (via reclaimingslytherin)
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Reblog10 months ago with 145,298 notesomg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman…

Drunken Gummy Bears
What you need to make them:
- Alcohol of your choice
- Bowl (with a lid is optional)
- Fridge
- Gummy Bears
How to make them:
Put your gummy bears (or other gummy candy) in a bowl of your choice. Pour the liquor you are using into the bowl and cover about a 3/4 inch over the top of the gummy bears. You can put a lid on them or leave them uncovered if you would like. These MUST be left in the fridge, if not they will fall apart and turn into a huge glob of goo. The minimum to soak these is about 5 days, but the longer the better for them! Make sure to stir them 1-2 times daily to get them evened out.
Fun facts:
- You can use ANY kind of alcohol to make these.
- Use flavored alcohol to make them even yummier!
- 7-10 equal a shot of the liquor you are using.
- Yes, they will get you drunk - they are soaked in alcohol! ;)
- They will stay good in the fridge for a very long time!
- Serve them with a toothpick for cleaner eating.
What they look like when they are done:
(left is unsoaked - right is soaked in vodka)
