Yes I Am A Dickpig

Current Obsessions: Alaska Thunderfuck, Sharon Needles, RuPaul's Drag Race.

Things you can call me: he, she, or Regis & Kelly Lee. As long as you call me, baby.

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Posted January 28th
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tyleroakley:

Me, when I arrive anywhere.

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Posted January 16th
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thatqueerginger:

heartless:

conversation with cute boy from spanish class 

he will love me soon 

I honestly died

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grrrlfever:

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever

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swiftswagger:

bigpunk157:

ashielovesredballoons:

shineonyoucrazyblog:

true friends write you porn

true friends draw you porn

true friends are your porn

Woah there

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Posted January 6th
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usducktape:

You’re never too old to be a hero of space.

usducktape:

You’re never too old to be a hero of space.

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well i already know im going to hell

at this point it’s really go big or go home

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Posted January 3rd
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Posted December 26th
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annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

Posted December 21st
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Posted December 20th
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Posted December 19th
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agentvenomranger:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:


nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. So i put it to you Chris.I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.The choice is your Chris…Stay locked out.or drink it all.


HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

agentvenomranger:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:

nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris,

I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

This was a mild inconvenience.



So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. 
So i put it to you Chris.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

The choice is your Chris…

Stay locked out.

or drink it all.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

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Tagged: #werk #fb

Posted December 19th
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